153 definitions by Cornholio

blue state

A state that has recently gone democratic; see bicoastal; opposite of red state.

In the blue states, the bobos like Howard Dean, but he'll never carry the red states.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

Dung; caca; fecal material referred to in a childish vein; trouble but not real bad trouble

"We're in deep doo-doo, now, Mr. Bush," she whispered anxiously.

by Cornholio October 15, 2003

"Damned clever, these Yankee goyim."

Al Sharpton's hair is REAL. America gonif!

by Cornholio October 15, 2003

The plumbers who came to fix the leak were a pair of gibbones.

by Cornholio September 28, 2003

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

by Cornholio October 17, 2003

Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.

Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

A sex toy that stimulates the vulva externally.

There she was in the teachers' lounge, smiling; all you could hear was the buzzing of the Venus butterfly

by Cornholio October 5, 2003