8 definitions by Corn Hungis
A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.
by Corn Hungis June 13, 2018
The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.
I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!
by Corn Hungis December 1, 2019
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
Giving someone an enema of crude oil, putting a stopper on their anal cavity and puncturing a hole in the stopper guzzling the oil as it escapes the anal cavity at a high velocity.
Dude, last night was crazy; my wife gave me a Kuwaiti Oil Rigging, we're still cleaning up the mess.
by Corn Hungis June 16, 2018
When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.
by Corn Hungis June 18, 2018
Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)
Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
by Corn Hungis April 21, 2018