2 definitions by Coraline the Master Angler

Cronus

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

by Coraline the Master Angler June 13, 2015

Fat

Fat is really just the term of being over the normal weight. Let's say you're a pre-teen alright? You have to be about 70-80 pounds. Yet, you're 100. Being fat isn't bad, but is a common insult and used by bullies often. Being fat is basically overweight. It's mostly bad, due to that if you are, you might get sick more easily. Bad huh? That's why today, (and I'll try not to disrespect my country, but) most Americans are quite a little packed up with weight. It's not THEIR fault, I'd probably just blame the food served now a days. In this case, fast food. You know, McDonalds, Burger King? That stuff is fast food. It's full of fat, calories basically. It's not the humans fault they're fat. Like I said, it's basically blaming the original creator of the food. I'm sure nobody wanted to be fat, but we'll have to deal with it.

She was one of the fat girls in school. Bullied a lot, ate more than she usually has to. It's not her fault, only fate. Who knows, she might get down to a good weight?

by Coraline the Master Angler June 13, 2015