4 definitions by CoonCommander

Devils Pentagram

It is when you have a 5-way with a group of men

Me and the boys are about to have a devils pentagram

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Dead Silence

The perk you use when your trying to masturbate and your parents are in the room next to you

Family reunion no problem I have dead silence on

by CoonCommander April 12, 2019

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Cracklin Smacklin

When your fucking a girl with cancer put pop rocks in her mouth and smack the back of her head to give a crackling and smacking noise

There was so much cracklin smacklin when I was with Tina at Doernbecher last night

by CoonCommander April 10, 2019