2 definitions by Coolsaint3

JIt-lag

When your significant other takes a trip without you and she catches the red eye back to you. You fill her up with jizz and she’s too tired to complain about.

I called my girlfriend in San Francisco and I told her when she gets back to New York she will have some jit-lag.

by Coolsaint3 February 22, 2020

Awesomistic

Somebody who wants to be awesome and will do anything to become awesome.

Awesome wannabes.

That doofus wants to be awesome in a bad way. He is very Awesomistic

by Coolsaint3 February 19, 2020