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Saul

Saul is a very difficult person to understand. They are typically Asian and are very smart. They tend to be feisty, and toxic, but they are very good at concealing their toxicity to make it seem like they are perfect. They like to cook and are slow eaters. Every now and then, they will grow an extra leg from their back and use it to scale large inclines, such as their walls or ceiling. Be sure to feed them twice a day and water them frequently. They are very insecure about their height since they are relatively short. To train them, use a dog treat, (not a cat treat. They will cause dangerous allergic reactions that close their throat and causes blood clots in their throat and stomach. They need to learn the basics, such as fetch, speak, and sit. Treat a Saul with care, and don't aggravate them. They will release their ultimate move, The Kickatron. This move makes them extremely agile and lets them kick at extremely high forces with insane amounts of speed and strength. They will chase you while doing this until they land one hit. Treat you're Saul with care.

Saul owner: Saul! Stop biting my shoe!
Saul: UwU, no, RAWR BARK BARK RAWR GRR RUFF BARK!
Saul owner: I'm sorry.

by Coolkidlovesbeef9213 October 24, 2020