11 definitions by Coolio
by Coolio September 11, 2003
by Coolio November 10, 2004
Danny Patton or any other sort of fat slob that irritates you beyond any other belief and smells really bad, kinda like fuck and dog shit all at the same time, plus dead man boobs and duck... that plus crap...
by Coolio January 17, 2004
the act of wiping your ass due to a feeling of anal moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day
"dude, if you're feeling itchy, I would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat..."
by Coolio January 11, 2005