Definitions by Cookiel
myspace
A place created by a guy named Tom where 92.7% of teens with no lives go on to meet other people and chat with friends from school, the same town, and/or people in different states.
Everyone says they hate myspace but in reality they race home and log on and check for new messages and when they dont have a new message they click the refresh button untill they have a new message and then they shout with excitement like they won the lottery.
Linkin Park
Linkin Park by Cookiel August 15, 2007
dead baby jokes
Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
A: The watermelon is'nt as messy when you eat it.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: Whats red, bubbling, and looking out of a window?
A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: Whats worse than 5 dead babies in 1 garbage can?
A: 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Q: Who loves dead baby jokes?
A: Everyone!
dead baby jokes by Cookiel August 14, 2007