1 definition by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.
Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*
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