2 definitions by Conman87

Nump

The act of getting one tapped by a Terror Bird in ark survival evolved.

“Fuck dude that Terror Bird just numped me”

by Conman87 July 14, 2021

Xai

The sweetest, kindest, smartest, and hottest girl you will ever meet. Xai a person anyone can do to when they need someone to talk to. Xai is amazing and will always live by the motto, “thick thighs save lives.”
-I love you Xai

That’s my girlfriend right there, her name is Xai.

by Conman87 June 3, 2022