2 definitions by ConkelDURR!

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The act of lathering mexican-style beans over moles (typically on the gluteus maximus) to prevent chaffing or discomfort during sodomy.
Modern-Roman Male, Gluteus: "You're turning red. Wanna frijolemole?"

Ancient-Roman Male, Maximus: "What's a frijole?"
by ConkelDURR! August 18, 2011

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Guacamole made inside of any orifice below the navel.
Male: "I was having sex with my girlfriend when we got hungry for some chips, but we didn't wanna stop- so we made some guacahole right then and there and munched down!"

Female: "I hate guacahole. It stings for weeks."
by ConkelDURR! August 18, 2011

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