Very slow moving people, usually of extremely wide girth, who walk slowly through shopping malls 4 or 5 abreast keeping other shoppers from getting by. May actually live in mall, possibly from another planet or parallel universe.
Mall People are often seen with huge cups of soda and bags of junk food, wearing spandex. Occasionally seen blocking city sidewalks at any festival that includes free food. When driving cars, see parade makers.