2 definitions by Concrete dildo

A shorter is a circle jerk of managers on a fresh meats face. As a rule the new and up and coming manager has a bukaki session surrounded by his managerial piers at which time he takes it all on the face and in the mouth. This ritual takes place at the end of a managers training to show his alliance to the evil empire for which he is employed.
You have completed your training it is now time for a blood oath... a blood oath of siemen.... you are now ready for a shorter
by Concrete dildo October 2, 2016
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Slarks is a dude who looks like corniol sanders (ya the chicken guy) commonly can be seen putting butts out in his guys mouth. often speaks on issue he has no clue on. Fancies himself a lady's man, not realizing the laughter at his expense
"You just made no sense for well over an hour"
Ah man I did a Slarks
by Concrete dildo September 27, 2016
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