Definitions by Con Dheadle

Tutsi-ed all up and down 

To be hacked to death with a machete. Bonus points if you die in central Africa.

800,000 brothas and sistas got Tutsi-ed all up and down in 1994.

Tutsi-ed all up and down by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010

Buff Diving 

Another name for sucking a dick. The counterpart of muff diving. Invented by a closet freak in Buford, GA.

Jim's girlfriend went buff diving last night. When Jim had a sex explosion, his girlfriend almost drowned.

Buff Diving by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010

Tutsi Roll 

another name for a mass grave in Rwanda.

When Don Cheadle was in Rwanda for filming, he went to a "Tutsi Roll" for inspiration.

Tutsi Roll by Con Dheadle July 19, 2010