2 definitions by ComradeCain

Top Definition
Noun:

1. A political theory derived from Herman Cain, advocating the ideas of state permitted gun bans, corporatism, Keynesianism, new taxation, collectivism, and ever increasing taxation. People following this political theory are often deaf-blind-mutes incapable of hearing, seeing, or communicating once they become indoctrinated.
Cainunism is great,the government takes all my money and in return they monitor everything I do and throw me in prison when i don't agree with them. Utopia it is.
by ComradeCain October 09, 2011
Noun: A prosthelytizer for presidential candidate Herman Cain. These people are often rude, degenerate, and not conservative. More often than not they are rude an refuse to engage logical conversation and instead drive the conversation to ad hominem attacks in order to avoid legitimate debate.

--They refuse to accept that:

He supports the rights of states to completely BAN firearms.

Approved of and supported TARP and bailouts.

Said the economy was fine in 2008 and encouraged people to invest.

His 999 plan creates a new tax and raises taxes similar to Obama's tax plans.

Does not support an audit of the federal reserve which secretly lent trillions to foreign banks and possibly governments.

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Cainunist: STOP LYING ABOUT HERMAN CAIN. HE'S A REAL BLACKMAN WITH A REAL PLAN. HE'S NOT A POLITICIAN. HE'S BLACK AND NOT OBAMA! CAINUNISM IS WHAT WE NEED!
by ComradeCain October 09, 2011

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