3 definitions by Commuter on Breeze
1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.
2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."
Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
by Commuter on Breeze December 26, 2016
A quick response to a question about one's well being during the presidency of Donald J. Trump. It acknowledges living in frightful times while attempting to move ahead with life.
Pete: "Hey, how's it going?"
Brian: "Okay except for."
Pete: "Trump?"
Brian: "Yeah, how about you?"
Pete: "Same here. I'm okay except for."
Brian: "Okay except for."
Pete: "Trump?"
Brian: "Yeah, how about you?"
Pete: "Same here. I'm okay except for."
by Commuter on Breeze February 5, 2017
A person who doesn't say "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" after hearing someone else sneeze and anyone who ignores or prefers not to receive such a response after sneezing.
Greg cringes at work after sneezing when the chorus of "bless you", "bless you" rolls in. He sneezes a couple of times most mornings in his process of waking up after getting to work. He finds his coworkers annoying in their ritual and has become a "Sneeze Atheist".
by Commuter on Breeze December 17, 2012