1 definition by Common Misconceiver
An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.
Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.
Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)
by Common Misconceiver May 24, 2009