Commodore's definitions

tool

A paramedic that loves the color purple, plays christmas music starting november first, pays $1200 for a PSP (from Rent-A-Center), worships rent-a-center, throws garbage out the window, and has obtained the status of social outcast. Also, wears a utility belt that has earned himself the nick "jingles", and has place himself on the homosuspicion list.

Eric is such a tool.

by Commodore November 11, 2006

peppermint planet

A drug induced happy place.

I’d rather be on a Peppermint Planet than in rehab.

by Commodore February 13, 2023