2 definitions by Comelle Fletcher
The eggy, sticky substance that is excreted from the bowels during defecation, as a result of ulcerative colitis.
The physician told the patient that the excess leaking of umfress was a diagnosis of ulcerative colitis.
by Comelle Fletcher December 19, 2019
The unfortunate event in which a latex condom has ripped during sexual intercourse and a man's sperm has escaped the rubber sheath on his hard, erect penis.
Jack's condom had a whizzpopper when he penetrated his fiance's vagina too roughly during a night of hot, passionate sex.
by Comelle Fletcher December 20, 2021