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2 definitions by Combatbat

A moderate amount of facial hair protruding above the upper lip. More a reflection of abandoned hygiene than maturity/suaveishness.
"Dude, buy a Bic. You got cheesey dust in your rat 'stache."
by Combatbat February 10, 2005
Someone whose stupidity is contradictory of evolution.
"That Quam, Peter, wouldn't be half as jobless if he would just learn to fucking read."
by Combatbat February 10, 2005