1 definition by Combat Carl98

RUTS

Acronym for “Resist Urge To Scratch” When your asshole itches like crazy about an hour after you shit because you didn’t wipe good enough. If you successfully make it back to the restroom and finish wiping, your underwear and finger will thank you later.

I failed at RUTS and now my pants are brown. Fuck, I gotta go home and change.

by Combat Carl98 November 19, 2018