The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.
"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."
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