A great place to have
come from and i am certainly proud of my English heritage.
Its the home of REAL football
(paul Gazza,gary L and wayne R, rugby (like American football
but without pads
i.e. not for pussies) and criket (fuckin hell Vaughen
took Shanes head off, good shot mate).
Also has some class cities, York, Durham, Manchester, London and Newcastle. People drive around it mainly shit cars, mainly in either
red cars, or corsas it seems. Gettin
an A2 at college (not university) is the equivelent as gettin
a PHD in america, those undeducated lot.
Policians are snide and the Conservative party
are in power most of the time, except for this recent Labour blip, will soon pass, although i must say Tony isnt
an idiot, at least he tries, hes better than Bush, and dont accuse him of taking civil liberties, as u pay for heat magazine with your Tesco card.
The weather sucks, it just
does, it gets ludacrisly cold, despite every father aclaiming
to their son the warmth on the fine December day.
We do like afternoon tea, and crumpets are very
nice, Oxford and Cambridge are full
of pricks, i got invited to their meetings, ive not seen
evidence of any hot girls yet, if u do, let me know.
And finnaly, the ladies, what
can i say, thyre not fat, or broad, or siliconed up like american
chicks, they are much hotter in genral, altho
there are some real skanks, the US does have
the OC in Cali tho, i have
been it is teeming with hot grils, and they really
do love the british
Hot girl 1: I dont no which i prefer, the US of England
Hot girl 2: I do, i love England, its full of hot guys with
more money than
Americans, because of compariable exchnage rates, and Oxford is the best uni in the world
Hot girl 1: yeh, but we wudnt be considerd
as hot in Engalnd
Hot gilr 2: yeh, there are way more hot girls, so that