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2 definitions by Colin K

 
1.
Pornography held on one's iPod, in the form of pictures or more commonly video.
Now that I have iPorn, I can masturbate even when I'm away from my computer!
by Colin K November 01, 2007
 
2.
a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!
she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!
by Colin K November 01, 2007