2 definitions by Colin McDonnell

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.
by Colin McDonnell October 2, 2013
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This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.
by Colin McDonnell October 2, 2013
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