4 definitions by Coli J

The unnecessary build up of dried vaginal discharge around the opening of a pussy that needs to be showered
In prison I used to have my girl knock some crust off an put in an envelope an send that shit in to me, then I would add some water an rehydrate it So the boys had a way to make their Fifi’s smell like the real thang
by Coli J May 19, 2020
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The check that one receives when a global pandemic hits the streets of L.A. am nobody’s safe not even the big homie. The first legal money most them hoes Eva made.
Damn, girl I been out all night mailboxing An all I got was two stimmy checks an a bag of rubbers. I hope them females do better cuz I wanna be a trapstarby tomorrow. You feel?
by Coli J May 19, 2020
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Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck

A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.

Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 12, 2022
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A brand new needle for injecting drugs. A new rig for the junkie next door.
Ah fuck man my shits starting to quag please tell me you got a freshie
by Coli J May 19, 2020
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