Me: Judy, what are you doing with my Fifty Shades Of Grey book?
Judy: (pulls up her panties and blushes)
Me: Well, go ahead and read the rest of it, but then go to sssh.com for the real thing.
Judy: What's Sssh?
Me: Totally hot porn for women.
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