1 definition by ColdGlassOfOrangeBantaPlease
Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.
Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag
Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.
ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*
You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.
If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag
Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.
ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*
You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.
If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.
I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.
He has good good bants to be fair.
He has good good bants to be fair.
by ColdGlassOfOrangeBantaPlease July 27, 2018