1 definition by Coit Tower Condowits

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When you're on coke and your hair is way too feathered and you're wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so shit-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking Pontiac Firebird....you know you are officially Hasselhoffy.
Shia "Hasselhoffy" LeBeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase "team work makes the dream work" during Christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.
by Coit Tower Condowits January 17, 2009
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