7 definitions by Coco Standley

When you sign up or participate in an event and regret it mid-swim.
Guy one: Dude, how did the 200 I.M. go?
Guy two: I committed swimmercide when I hit the second butterfly.
by Coco Standley January 23, 2021
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The main character in the best book to ever be written, Catcher in the Rye. He is spunky, super self-centered, overall a jerk, but he is lowkey loveable and I can kinda relate to him. I wouldn't be surprised if he was secretly everyone's comfort character after reading the book. I wanna be best friends with him.
"Dude, you remind me of Holden Caufeild. Lets be friends."
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021
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A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 4, 2021
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Two boys who are characters in the book the outsiders (we stan johnny) in which people made fanfics of them and we are all pretty sure they are gay for each other.
"I love those two together. They love each other like Ponyboy and Johnny"
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021
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When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick
"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021
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When you meet somebody who shares the same interest as you but they give incorrect information about it, and they become egotistical and think they are right so you start a debate.

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Literally fighting over discord.
"If you must bully me, do it over discord."

"Sure. I am bomb at Discord Debating"
by Coco Standley February 19, 2021
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when you refuse to drink anything but lime water
"i'm so thirsty"

"here, have some sprite"

"i cant, i have limewateritis"
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021
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