3 definitions by Cockwood
When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.
Well isn't this just a morning surprise
by Cockwood November 13, 2010
A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf
by Cockwood February 17, 2021
(P)ost (T)raumatic (G)ame (D)isorder- When someone plays videogames for far too long in one day. Symptoms include, but are not limited too: Violent outbursts, extreme racism/homophobia, uncontrollable shaking of the thumbs and/or hands, and seeing the particular game when the victim closes his/her eyes.
Tom: Dude, I have such bad PTGD right now...
Brian: How...how bad
Tom: I can see the game when I close my eyes!
Brian: I remember my first time...
Brian: How...how bad
Tom: I can see the game when I close my eyes!
Brian: I remember my first time...
by Cockwood December 27, 2011