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(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
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(Yu-RU-Phobia) (noun) An informal term that is similar to that of Anti-Uruguayan sentiment. It is the fear, dislike, or prejudice toward Uruguayan people, or otherwise everything about Uruguay.
"Argentine nationalists, mocked to have extreme " uruphobia" reportedly attacked 2 Uruguayan tourists walking on the streets of Buenos Aires."
by Cocker and Co. July 11, 2022
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(Euro•guay) A portmanteau of "Europe" and "Uruguay". Used to refer to the white-dominated demographics of Uruguay, alongside its European influence which is embedded in its culture.
The large-scale non-white Latin-American immigration to Uruguay is inimical to the term that is Euroguay.
by Cocker and Co. July 11, 2022
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