The most docile, cutest, lovable and down right sexiest little creature in the world. (apart from Jessica Alba
Loves RnB and Bob Marley
. Originated from outer Mongolia, but moved to Australia
, due to the baby koalas being eaten by Genghis Khan. They have a slow metabolism, even though they consume a huge amount of food, therefore they sleep for most of the day, they also have a bifuricated penis
and are usually found clinging to the back of an ape.
Nawwww, look at the baby koala sleeping.
OMG! look, that baby koala has a bifuricated penis!!
Did you know that the baby koala's favourite songs are; Three Little Birds by Bob Marley and Get Up by 50 Cent.