Cobs's definitions

whiplash

The preferred sound a quadriplegic makes when they dive into a swimming pool.

Lifeguard: Hmmm, that sounded like a whiplash. Better get me first aid kit ready.

by Cobs July 20, 2003

green ketchup

Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.

Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook

by Cobs July 16, 2003