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pipin

The gentle sound of an elephant being fisted by one's mother. Available on CD from all good Petrol Stations
Darwin: What is that strangely addictive sound from behind those bushes, hairy native?
Hairy Native: Its them feckin Elephant's pipin
by Cobs July 16, 2003
mugGet the pipinmug.

green ketchup

Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.
Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook
by Cobs July 16, 2003
mugGet the green ketchupmug.

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