4 definitions by Cluttered mutt

A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status
Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
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A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
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Dudes who appear to have a lucrative but mysterious revenue source they have cultivated themselves because of their popularity , charm and ability to attract the opposite sex and make them happy. But who have created an illusion to achieve this status. Either by copying someone else or stealing an identity and customers , Until audited thoroughly they have the freedom to change lives for the better - even though they r just cold micro planets - but who convince ppl they are warm and actually change their lives for much worse.

Verb: when he started paying for pros to do the work the Pluto pups had no excuses left to micro fridges or mini bars (see definitions) and so chose to prevent the money being paid to him that forced him to do the work himself like housing commission entertainment , and that’s when they hid the camera in the clock and started sword fighting at the urinals.
Yeh everyone thought that he was a thief and a criminal because some Pluto pups were using his money to create an illusion of success. temporarily it served them when asking for sex from strangers however none of the clients requested them again so it was determined that they were in fact Pluto pups who hired a ferrari and were given roofies to give to their friends girlfriends to fill the passenger seat for one day. They also avoided gym work by spending money on clothes beyond their means and throwing tns on their feet the equivalent of high heels for dudes. Pluto pups have usually got spring rolls , battered savs or Pluto pups under their knees which also made appear competent by using tns to straighten a bent gait - tns are corsettes for dudes.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
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Dudes who appear to have a lucrative but mysterious revenue source they have cultivated themselves because of their popularity , charm and ability to attract the opposite sex and make them happy. But who have created an illusion to achieve this status. Either by copying someone else or stealing an identity and customers , Until audited thoroughly they have the freedom to change lives for the better - even though they r just cold micro planets - but who convince ppl they are warm and actually change their lives for much worse.

Verb: when he started paying for pros to do the work the Pluto pups had no excuses left to micro fridges or mini bars (see definitions) and so chose to prevent the money being paid to him that forced him to do the work himself like housing commission entertainment , and that’s when they hid the camera in the clock and started sword fighting at the urinals.
Yeh everyone thought that he was a thief and a criminal because some Pluto pups were using his money to create an illusion of success. temporarily it served them when asking for sex from strangers however none of the clients requested them again so it was determined that they were in fact Pluto pups who hired a ferrari and were given roofies to give to their friends girlfriends to fill the passenger seat for one day. They also avoided gym work by spending money on clothes beyond their means and throwing tns on their feet the equivalent of high heels for dudes. Pluto pups have usually got spring rolls , battered savs or Pluto pups under their knees which also made appear competent by using tns to straighten a bent gait - tns are corsettes for dudes.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
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