19 definitions by Clumzy Hooman

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Ooferdoodles

When something bad happens and you can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: *stubs toes*
Person 2: Ooferdoodles

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

That one derik

someone who is annoying and never stops talking

Ian is such a That one derik

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

Oct 31

NATIONAL CRUSH DAY (for guys)
When guys have to:
kiss their crush(es)
Give their sweater to gf or crush
Tell their crush they like them
Ask out their crush
All of the above

Girls, be ready Oct 31, y'all got a good day comin for ya

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019

June 15

Kiss a crew girl day

Guy1: Hey, bro, you know any girls on crew?
Guy2: Yeah, that one girl who sits in the back of the class.

Guy1: Thanks bro, don't forget, it's June 15!

by Clumzy Hooman October 24, 2019

June 15

Kiss a Softball girl day

Boy 1: Ya know any softball girls?
Boy 2: Yeah, half of the girls in our English class. Why?
Boy 1: It's June 15

by Clumzy Hooman October 24, 2019

Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute

Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*

by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019