19 definitions by Clumzy Hooman
That one friend who always does the dumbest, scary, and dangerous shit. Their friends don't believe they actually do the dumb shit the first few minutes that they know them, but after that, their loves are changed forever. They are usually that one quiet kid that always sits at the back of the class and nobody knows their name. Don't ever get on the bad side of a Wildcard, they can fuck you up like it's nothing.
by Clumzy Hooman October 24, 2019
That feeling you get when you realize you have a crush on this random person in your class that you don't even know
Me: 😰
Friend: OH NO!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: So, who's the guy
Me: Points at crush
Friend: Gives him the death glare
Crush: *notices* wat'd I do?
Friend: LOOK AT HER *points at me*
Me: 😰
Crush: 😰
Friend: OH NO!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: So, who's the guy
Me: Points at crush
Friend: Gives him the death glare
Crush: *notices* wat'd I do?
Friend: LOOK AT HER *points at me*
Me: 😰
Crush: 😰
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
by Clumzy Hooman November 11, 2019
A cult, family, enemy, best supporter, crackheads. Band kids: siblings. Band Director: Grandparent. Drum Major: Parent. Color Guard: obnoxious cousins. The only place where it's allowed to date your sibling, parent, and cousin without it being considered immoral and incest.
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
The feeling of extreme anger you get when a VSCO girl shows up and they say 'and I oop' and go 'sksksksksk'
Principal: Why did you harass Emily today?
Me: I have VSCOgirlIED
Principal: Excuse me?
Me *mockingly*: And all I did was shove her Hydro-flasksksksk down her esophagusksksksksk , shove her metal straw up her ass, and choke her with her scrunchies. And I OOP
Principal: *extremely shook, shit themselves, and is shaking*
Me: Are we done now?
Me: I have VSCOgirlIED
Principal: Excuse me?
Me *mockingly*: And all I did was shove her Hydro-flasksksksk down her esophagusksksksksk , shove her metal straw up her ass, and choke her with her scrunchies. And I OOP
Principal: *extremely shook, shit themselves, and is shaking*
Me: Are we done now?
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019
A guy that plays trumpet behind you, blasts high notes in your ear, and says he can play you in a heartbeat.
DM: What's going on with that Trumpet and you?
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band
Saxophone player: HE thinks HE can play ME in a heartbeat. *Holds up saxophone* Bitch, I've played every guy in the band
by Clumzy Hooman October 23, 2019