1 definition by Cloudyskye69
An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.
Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"
by Cloudyskye69 March 2, 2019