Using your shit, and your bum cheeks to create beautiful shapes.
The most common artworks are beautiful Butterflies.
To create these works of art all you need to do is to push a relatively long turd, but before you cut the turtle, you need to stand up straight and mash your bum cheeks together.
This traps the turd between your bum cheeks and forms symmetrical Wing like shapes on both sides.
To see your work of art all you do is bend over in front of a mirror, spread your cheeks and enjoy your art!!
Son - Hey mom, you should have seen the beautiful butterfly i made at school today.
Mom - oh thats nice, why didn't you bring it home to show me?
Son - because all the other kids complained that i stink too much!!!
Mom - What do you mean?
Son - Its BUM-ART mom.
Verb. flicking the sphinkter anus of the girl you are having sex with.
While screwing doggy-style, flick the girls unsuspecting "brown eye" to send a shock-wave through her body. This causes her vagina to tighten and increases pleasure for the guy. The girl will experience some discomfort.
Warning: performing the mudflap will result in future trust issues!!
Travis: my chick was such a bitch today!
Kev: so are you gonna dump her?
Travis: No way, Im gonna give her such a mudflap tonight!!
An extremely cool, but difficult way to take a shit.
A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to flush the toilet. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry toilet bowl, and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas.
Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl.
This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!
1)WOW!! Look at that skid-mark, that was definately a legend that dropped that MOSES!!
2)WOOOOO!HOOOOO! I just landed my first true-MOSES! A picture of that shits definately going on the net!!