Cliff's definitions

fruitcart

verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.

Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations

by Cliff November 12, 2003

prairie doggin'

When riding in a car, someone feels an extreme need to take a dump, so much that the turd is moving in and out of the anus.

"Daddy' please pull over, I'm prairie doggin' !"
used in Saturday Night Live

by cliff November 19, 2003

rice burner

An asain produced automobile that is purchaced and custom fabricated to race on the street

I took out my GT 500 last night and shit on every rice burner at the pike

by cliff December 6, 2002

hank

The rag used by a male to wipe or catch the sperm after masturbation.

Rob said he would send me his hank.

by cliff November 19, 2003

stamps

acid on papper

you know where i can get some stamps?

by Cliff February 27, 2004

Grundle

The fold between a womans ass and her thigh

I pooned those grundles last night.

by Cliff December 3, 2004

than

On the internet, this word does not exist. It is an anachronism - an attempt to hold on to the old ways of proper English. Don't bother using it. People under the age of 25 will just assume you made a typo while typing "then".

I would rather drink Drano than remember even the simplest lessons from elementary school English class. Errrrr, I mean 'I would rather drink Drano THEN remember...'

by Cliff November 9, 2006