A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

A person who considers themselves an excellent marksman in first person computer games, but is actually totally lacking in skill and normally ends up shooting themselves or another team mate in the foot.

verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.

Female sex organ, vagania

someone or something that always ends up defeated by a whm.

having the smell of vomit