Cliff's definitions

hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005

WTHAY

to WTHAY sb, Verb.
The welcoming of a new member to a public mailing list with the expression "Who the hell are you?", usually in a reply to his or her first post to the list.

I think you scared her off when you WTHAYed her.

by Cliff January 19, 2005

Unscrew

Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.

"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."

by CLiFF June 3, 2004

Grundle

The fold between a womans ass and her thigh

I pooned those grundles last night.

by Cliff December 3, 2004

stamps

acid on papper

you know where i can get some stamps?

by Cliff February 27, 2004

new

A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.

Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.

by Cliff March 31, 2004

timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004