Cliff's definitions

new

A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.

Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.

by Cliff March 31, 2004

timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004

Molesinator

Acool person who plays football and is king of all robots

MOLESINATOR: Come here robocop and destroy hugh marshall

by Cliff February 3, 2004

McCallie School

Place where one can find his inner heterosexuality with countless moments of homoerotic behavior. Home of Ted Turner, the Dell Guy, and Cleveland Latham.

Every book in the McCallie School Library has at least one page with a penis drawn on it.

by Cliff February 3, 2004

Bruce Lee

The greatest of all times.
He found a way to portray martial arts differently, aside from just the fighting. From him, I have learned a lot, and these things I can use in my life, not just in fighting

In Enter the Dragon
Lee teaches a student how to kick with the feel of the energy within him.

by Cliff February 9, 2004

bajanga

Female sex organ, vagania

Man that chick had a NASTY bajanga.
The girl started to moan when I rubbed her bajanga

by Cliff October 5, 2002

shitballs

explitive; explaining great frustration or fright

As Dan was smoking a fat marijuana joint he quickly saw his father enter his house and exclaimed "oh, shitballs".

by cliff December 6, 2002