31 definitions by Cliff

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
Hairy German is at it again
by CLiff January 07, 2005

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A person who considers themselves an excellent marksman in first person computer games, but is actually totally lacking in skill and normally ends up shooting themselves or another team mate in the foot.
Pace you're such a f#$@ing footsniper.
by cliff April 16, 2005

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Unscrew(v) Masturbating with one's left hand; the opposite of screwing yourself.
"Instead of screwing himself, Johny decided to use his left hand and furiously unscrew himself."
by CLiFF June 03, 2004

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verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.
Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations
by Cliff November 12, 2003

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Female sex organ, vagania
Man that chick had a NASTY bajanga.
The girl started to moan when I rubbed her bajanga
by Cliff October 05, 2002

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someone or something that always ends up defeated by a whm.
White Mage over Phibes
by Cliff December 16, 2004

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new
A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.
Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.
by Cliff March 31, 2004

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