An expletive, used at random, to denote astonishment to an astonishing event or utterance. Generally, but not necessairly, follow by an exclamation point. Used more in IM then in speech.
Orignally created by a sleep-deprived baker, it can be replaced by athanapples for the Moslem who whiches to exclaim astonisment.

To speculate on a politician's health and wellness, especially in a democracy, in an attempt to breed public distaste and worry and to ruin his or her political career.

A most delicious gingerbread cookie of German origin, generally eaten at Christmastime. From "pfeffer" pepper, and "nuesse" nuts.

Port-manteau of "apostrophe" (a constanly misused grammatical item) and "anathema" (something cursed or damned), used to indicate the misuse of an apostrophe.

Adverb to decribe doing something that is truncated. Abridged.

Any tea made from datura or other deliriant drug, causing severe memory lapses, or at the very least making memories inseparable from dreams.

A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF