A podunk town located in central lower Michigan, 35 miles from Central Michigan University. Known for its dilapidated bar, Murphy's, Barryton does not have a stop light. It's one of those towns that Alan Jackson sings about- where everyone knows you; the only beef you'll ever eat is butchered and sold at Hometown Grocery and going to Wal Mart is an all day, precisely planned trip. In Barryton you can't take a shit without the entire population knowing and gossiping about it, and the loss of one person is a loss for the entire town. The majority of Barryton's youth congregates at the sandhill where alot of fun is to be had.Located on M66, Barryton it's a "don't blink" kind of town.
Barrytoner 1: "Hey what's goin' on tonight?"
Barrytoner 2: "Oh, we're headin' up to Murph's for a few and then goin' to the sandhill with our quads. You up for it?"
Barrytoner 1: "Yeah I'm down for Murph's but I gotta open at William's in the mornin'"
The "local" term for the Michigan city, Mount Pleasant. Home of Central Michigan University that also occupies 5 police departments- Tribal, CMU, Isabella County, City and State. Known for "parties", few of which are any good, unless attended at Lexington. The center of Michigan, also known for its slutty college students, many of whom flunk and then begin attending Mid Michigan Community College. Most of it's youth are not actually from Mount Peezy, but rather the surrounding villages.
Douche from Oil City: Dude, I heard there's a sweetass party at Copper Beech!
Douche from Shepherd: Dude, I'm not partyin' in Mount Peezy tonight. My Tempo won't make it. Come down here, we're partyin' at Douche bag #3's pole barn!