6 definitions by Clarkethebark

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

butter my baguette

When someone's partner covers their dick in butter to use as lube

In France my girl wanted to butter my baguette. I was a little nervous but I let her do it anyway

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

teriyaki my shrimp

When someone's partner covers their dick with teriyaki sauce to use as lube

In Japan I let my girl teriyaki my shrimp and it was really sticky

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

grease my corndog

When someone covers their partners dick in grease to use as lube

We went to the county fair in Kansas and after I let my girl grease my corndog

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

Schnitzel My Noodle

When a person covers their partners dick in breadcrumbs and other seasonings and then licks them off

When I went to Germany I let my girl schnitzel my noodle and it felt so good

by Clarkethebark February 17, 2017

sauce my meatballs

When someone dips their partners balls in meatball sauce then licks it off

We went to Sweden and I let my girl sauce my meatballs and it felt great

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017