2 definitions by ClapTrap

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The use of a female nostrils as a vessel for hot/warm beverages/bodily fluids.
"hey love, lie down so i can clapson your face"
by ClapTrap July 25, 2012

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The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
Atheism
by Claptrap January 01, 2014

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