2 definitions by Clamjunky

The P

P meaning pussy.

Edward: James, my good fellow, I am feeling rather randy and I need to get me the P.

James: Fuck off u bent cunt.

by Clamjunky March 1, 2018

Splendo

A posh twat who likes showing of with expensive shit.

(James steps out of Rodd & Gunn with a new apricot coloured knit draped over his shoulders )

Edward: "you're such a fuking splendo poof James".

by Clamjunky April 25, 2018