Definitions by Cilantro

Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

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a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

head crabs by Cilantro March 13, 2009

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