4 definitions by Cigmonster

Beatus

A person who suffers from relative poverty and lives from council benefits, as well as type 2 diabetes

Josh, get away from me you fucking beatus

by Cigmonster November 30, 2016

A Dand

Someone with extreme amounts of dandruff who can make it snow wherever they set foot

Josh, your such a dand get out of my view you disgusting creature

by Cigmonster November 30, 2016

Greaser

Someone who is incredibly greasy or oily and has not been in the shower for quite some time. Some say that a greaser can be dripping with grease. Quite frankly it is disgusting.

Josh you disgusting greaser get away from me

by Cigmonster November 30, 2016

Scat

Scat is generally used to describe something rather unkempt and dirty, often something or someone that has something odd and disgusting about it, such as grease, spots or perhaps very strange actions which are often perceived to be hilarious and rather embarrassing for said scat head

Chris what the fuck are you doing locked in the back of a car on acid, you scatty little cunt

by Cigmonster March 13, 2018