4 definitions by Cigar Dave
When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020
To be hypocritically racist.
by Cigar Dave January 11, 2015
By mexting: "So babe, why are you so mad at me? 'Tell' me what I might have done so we can 'talk' about it."
by Cigar Dave August 23, 2011
Subject : "Excuse me, will you take our picture please?" (Hands cell over.)
Pholder: "Yes, I'll take your picture."
Pholder: "Yes, I'll take your picture."
by Cigar Dave December 25, 2014