Chrononimo's definitions

Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

GAALMIP

When someone is annoying and you wanna send him away . Gaalmip means: Go Away And Let Me In Peace. Could result as an insult.

Jake: " Hey dude what's up? Do you wanna play? Or eat? Or hang out? Or drink something? Or dance? Or..."
Dylan: "Could you please let me alone?! Gaalmip!!

by Chrononimo July 22, 2018

Gekt

Gekt stays for: Get Rekt. Used mostly in videogames (such as minecraft or roblox...). This word has another meaning that can be even offensive. If you say gekt to someone remember to tell him the meaning (Urban Dictionary).

"GEKT NUB! LOL HAHA"
"u wot m8?"

by Chrononimo April 20, 2018

magnetic love

It's when you have a relationship with someone else that makes everybody around you jealous.

Guy: "Boy, that guy is so lucky! His girlfriend is the famous girl in the school! I hate him."
SomeoneOverThere: "Yeah! It's like a magnetic love that attracts everyone! He's such a lucky one. I wish I could be him!"

by Chrononimo July 24, 2018

1 desh

1 desh = 2.3 km/1.42915miles (About the lenght of an airport runway)

It's a unit of measurement just like km, miles, yard, ...

Me: "What do you mean with '1 desh'??
You: "I mean 1.42915 miles! It's the new unit! Didn't you know that?"
Me: "Actually not."

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018