Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

Yame

When you don't know what to say at a specific situation in a conversation

speaked "ya-mae"

Sister: "I bet it was you to steal my phone! You was there with me!"
You: "It wasn't me for the last time! Someone must have stolen..."
Sister: "I know it was you even if I didn't look! Tell me the truth!"
You: "Yame!"

by Chrononimo July 25, 2018

flearther

Definition of someone believing that the earth is flat

Flearth = Flat Earth

Sarah: "I wonder how the orbit of the ISS is around the world! You know the world is flat so the orbit should be strange."
Mike: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU FLEARTHER"

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018

Jeffzoned

When you get friendzoned by everyone.

Jeffzoned/Jeffzone:
(7th time) "Wanna be my gf?? :D"

"Uhm... I need to go to lesson!"

"But there is o lesson goin.. where u runnin? Oh cmon!"

by Chrononimo April 24, 2018

1 desh

1 desh = 2.3 km/1.42915miles (About the lenght of an airport runway)

It's a unit of measurement just like km, miles, yard, ...

Me: "What do you mean with '1 desh'??
You: "I mean 1.42915 miles! It's the new unit! Didn't you know that?"
Me: "Actually not."

by Chrononimo July 23, 2018