1 definition by Christopher Christ

A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.
The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.
by Christopher Christ May 16, 2018
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